next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
