Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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