Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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