just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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