Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She bit a glass in half.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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