if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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