So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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