cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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