just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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