also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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