we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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