I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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