i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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