im drinking this country out of the recession.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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