He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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