This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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