if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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