Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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