Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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