when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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