TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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