no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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