What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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