I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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