I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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