all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration