She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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