i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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