just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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