Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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