btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I think people are normalizing furries
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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