Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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