He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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