i jhust puked up my retainher.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
