Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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