Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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