Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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