Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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