i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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