I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
