Dual....:-)
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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