physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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