I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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