He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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