the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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