Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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