I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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