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• (248): View more from Michigan

  whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?

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  be more specific...?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night

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• (+47): View more from Norway

  i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.

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• (925): View more from California

  I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.

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• (516): View more from New York

  is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.

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