I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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