That's intense
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
