we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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