I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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