Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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