Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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