Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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