do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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