filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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