i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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